Claire's Mom

Santa Claus

Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Statler / Beaker (voice)

Claire

Taxi Driver

The Great Gonzo / Waldorf / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot (voice)

Pepe the Prawn / Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Bobo the Bear / Husband Pigeon (voice)

Himself (as Mayor Michael Bloomberg)

Fozzie Bear / Miss Piggy / Animal / Sam the Eagle (voice)

Floyd Pepper / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / Robin the Frog / Son Pigeon / Additional Muppets (voice)