Sherman Young / Secretary of State / Noel / Charlotte Sweetly / Ensemble

General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble

Frank Pricely / Mr. Humbugger / Bill Woodward

Lex Foster / Snigglette / Ensemble

Linda Monroe / Emma Perkins / Jingle / Ensemble

Ethan Green / Christopher Kringle / Evil Ethan / Peter Spankoffski / Ensemble

Paul Matthews / Wiggly / Gary Goldstein / Carl Mason / SECDEF Wallace McNeill / Ensemble

President Howard Goodman / Ed / Ensemble

The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski

Tom Houston